Widgetbox Goes Hollywood
Thursday, May 13, 2010 at 11:52AM 
Grant Lee
Lead Engineer
As part of Widgetbox's new staff series—we'll be bringing you occasional guest posts from members of the Widgetbox team.
To be honest, when I was asked to write a guest blog post for our company blog, I was having a little more than a hard time coming up with a good topic to write about. Looking back over the past few guest blog posts written by my colleagues, a few words come to mind: useful, insightful, informative, timely, relevant. So as I turn on my laptop to bang out a few hundred or so words for a blog post, you can imagine one word that pops into my mind: "intimidated".
Well, maybe that's exaggerating. But I will tell you that it is not an exaggeration to say I have nothing but the highest respect for my fellow co-workers for their individual talents, knowledge, and skill in their respective fields.
But I digress, I still have not stated the topic on which I will write this blog post yet, have I? What shall I, a hapless software engineer for a web startup, contribute to the company's blog for all to read... I wonder? I imagine that I could bore you with the details about developing rich web applications that are optimized for mobile devices, or better yet, an essay on how to deliver a high-impact, highly-engaging software demo. But alas, such an endeavor taken on by Yours Truly could only result in an epic failure... an amateurish attempt at best that would be completely devoid of any comprehensibility and credibility.
So instead, I have chosen a fun and lighthearted topic that I feel could be entertaining for both my fellow Widgetboxers and our loyal readers: Widgetbox's Which Hollywood Star Would Play "You" in Your Movie Biography? *insert applause and cheers* For the purposes of this blog post, I will cast an actor/actress to play the role of a Widgetbox employee for his/her own movie biography. A fun game, don't you think? Now, to keep the game duration/length manageable, I will limit my selections to members of our Engineering team. Besides being the people I am most familiar with, doing so also has the added benefits of keeping my selection quality high and minimizing the potential of my offending the subject in question (I hope!). So let's begin shall we? Let's start with our beloved...
Co-founder/CTO: Giles Goodwin So, one's born in England the other an Aussie...but that's pretty close right? In terms of likeness, I think you can't get any closer, especially when they both wear a beard. And I'm pretty sure that CTO's of web startups were the Roman generals of the olden days. |
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Database Architect: Ike Walker I don't know why but I've always thought that Corey had a strange similarity to Ike. Not just in likeness, but both are clever, witty, and have a great sense of humor. Ike would've nailed the part of "Mouth" (Goonies) had he been cast in it during his teenage years. |
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Lead Operations Engineer: David Hoatson This is a perfect match in my mind. It's not hard to see the similarities with these two Brits, dashing, handsome, a regular ladies man with a twist of international intrigue. And I'm pretty sure that they both like their martinis shaken, not stirred. |
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Software Engineer: Brady Allchin Now this one was easy. When you need a pasty white guy who's geeky-looking and maybe a little awkward, you don't need to look much further than Michael Cera. I think Cera would play the role brilliantly, though he might need to swap tube socks for sandals. |
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Software Engineer: David Lemieux If you take a much younger Dan Aykroyd, say circa the original Ghostbusters, and a slightly older David, I think you pretty much have winner here. If it weren't for the Internet, I'm sure Davey would have invented a high voltage laser containment system designed to store pesky apparitions. |
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Director of Engineering: Christopher Coco So I already know I'm gonna get the "racist" card played on me for this, but I'm gonna say it anyways. 3 roles: Willy Mays Hayes (Major League), John Cutter (Passenger 57), and Flipper Purify (Jungle Fever)...'nuff said. |
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Software Engineer: Jeff Remer I probably actually thought this when Jeff first started working at Widgetbox: "He looks a lot like that guy from Varsity Blues". I can picture both on a really fast bike or speeding down the sidelines for the winning touchdown catch. |
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Senior Software Engineer: Nelz Carpentier I'd admit the likeness is not 100% there, but I think Bruce could definitely sell it. Give him some piercings and some tattoos (maybe even dye his beard blue) and you've got it. Both have that tough-as-nails type personality and would definitely choose samurai swords over chain saws. Runner up: Vin Diesel Because Vin already has tattoos. |
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Director, User Experience: George Penston With a little makeup and some glasses, Jim could pull of a great George "Mumbles" Penston... he might have a Chicago accent, but given his talents could probably twist it into a Philadelphia one... or better yet, he could just mumble! |
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Software Engineer: Omar Megdadi Omar's a tough one, I'm not sure why, maybe it's his hair? The role of Pvt. Stanley Mellish (Saving Private Ryan) is what prompted me to select Goldberg, something about the scene he did with the Nazi near the end of the movie... Runner up: Jonathan Silverman Because I can see Omar getting into a situation like in Weekend At Bernies. |
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UI Developer: Andy Yang Asians will always get the short end of the stick in this game because there just aren't enough non-kung-fu Asian male actors to go around. But I can say that because I'm Asian. That said though, Val (in his Top Gun years) would've played an Asian brilliantly. Val definitely has what it takes: smooth style, good looks, and a winning smile. And if Hollywood ever needed an Asian to play Jim Morrison, Andy would fit the bill nicely. |
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Marketing Associate: Jillian Jones Jill is not in Engineering, but since she does manage our blog I'm including her in the game! So you'll have to take a much younger Givens here (maybe somewhere between Head of the Class and Boomerang), but you know that whole blowing the eyelash away before it gets in your eye thing? Yeah... she can play Jill. |
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As for myself... I'll leave it up to you! Hope you've enjoyed the blog post, I certainly had fun writing it :)
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—When Grant isn't in the running for funniest guest blog post contributor, he can be found in Oakland practicing martial arts, going on runs, or picking up donuts for work

















